I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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