I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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