In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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