I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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