I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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