what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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