How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
whose ass print is on the piano?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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