was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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