he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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