yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
