big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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