return my video game
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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