i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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