Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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