oh god the rape fog is back!
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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