i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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