I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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