Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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