just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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