She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
