school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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