you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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