I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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