Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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