Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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