After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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