She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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