Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
false alarm. still invincible.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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