It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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