I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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