i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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