honey bunches of taint.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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