Duck Duck Cougar?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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