I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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