You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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