My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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