New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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