i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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