The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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