so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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