whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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