She just used a chaser for red wine.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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