He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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