I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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