I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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