help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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