so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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