he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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