we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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