I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
You're like the curious george of whores
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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