Jerry, you need to find god
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Randomize
