i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think your dad took our porno
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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