it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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